Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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