Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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