what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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