it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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