Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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