just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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