Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
