i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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