it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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