So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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