i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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