I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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