I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
