It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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