I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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