the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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