i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
my nose is crying tears of wow.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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