i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
he shaved USA in his pubs
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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