Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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