my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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