Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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