Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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