Me too!
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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