What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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