How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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