just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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