bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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