carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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