Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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