Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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