she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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