"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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