So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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