It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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