jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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