sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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