I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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