I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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