is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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