why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
this is an emotional support booty call
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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