you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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