i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
my liver is dry heaving
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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