yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
