Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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