This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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