I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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