I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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