Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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