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So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
