Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
operation have a gay friend backfired
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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