If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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