try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I smell stomach acid.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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