I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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