Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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