Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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