doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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