They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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