lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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