Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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